Jack's Declaration of Independence
Jack's Social Studies assignment was to write a Declaration of Independence - Declaring his independence from someone or something.... he declared his independence from the Boat. 😝
I'm sorry but I just can't handle it anymore. I don't like living on you, it is torture. I am just not happy like this.
I believe that you are poisoning me, ever since we started living together. I just keep getting sicker and sicker by the day and I believe that you would be happier without me.
- I have to fill your water tank every 3 days
- Your beds are not comfortable
- You have horrible wifi
- Your fridges barely work
I have tried using less water and using a different mattress and hitting my head less, but nothing has worked.
I'm sorry, but I'm breaking up with you.
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