Jack's Declaration of Independence

Jack's Social Studies assignment was to write a Declaration of Independence - Declaring his independence from someone or something.... he declared his independence from the Boat. 😝

Dear Boat,
I'm sorry but I just can't handle it anymore. I don't like living on you, it is torture.  I am just not happy like this.

I believe that you are poisoning me, ever since we started living together. I just keep getting sicker and sicker by the day and I believe that you would be happier without me.
  • I have to fill your water tank every 3 days
  • Your beds are not comfortable
  • You have horrible wifi
  • Your fridges barely work

I have tried using less water and using a different mattress and hitting my head less, but nothing has worked.
I'm sorry, but I'm breaking up with you.


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